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蘇東坡是宋朝一位出名的詩人. 有一天蘇東坡無恥地炫耀自己的智慧, 說自己已經修行到連“八風都吹不動.” 沒有女人能夠勾引他, 沒有批評能夠激怒他, 沒有災難能夠挑撥他的文靜. 這句大話傳破了滿片蘇州, 然後才到佛印的耳裡. 佛印只有用一詞回應: “放屁!”佛印諷刺的兩個字一傳到蘇東坡, 蘇東坡就很不爽地渡過長江和沙漠去找住在杭州的佛印.
蘇東坡氣呼呼地闖進佛印的家並且直接步不耐煩地問佛印, “你為什麼要罵我“放屁” ?!” 佛印只簡單地回答, “你不是說你“八風吹不動” 嗎? 兒子, 你現在是在杭州ㄟ!”
蘇東坡看來看去後來只能認輸. 他下一次不會再敢亂說話了. 連像蘇東坡那麼有學問的人都還有很多要學習的. “三人行必有我師.”
蘇東坡氣呼呼地闖進佛印的家並且直接步不耐煩地問佛印, “你為什麼要罵我“放屁” ?!” 佛印只簡單地回答, “你不是說你“八風吹不動” 嗎? 兒子, 你現在是在杭州ㄟ!”
蘇東坡看來看去後來只能認輸. 他下一次不會再敢亂說話了. 連像蘇東坡那麼有學問的人都還有很多要學習的. “三人行必有我師.”
SIMPLIFIED苏东坡是宋朝一位出名的诗人. 有一天苏东坡无耻地炫耀自己的智慧, 说自己已经修行到连“八风都吹不动.” 没有女人能够勾引他, 没有批评能够激怒他, 没有灾难能够挑拨他的文静. 这句大话传破了满片苏州, 然后才到佛印的耳里.佛印只有用一词回应: “放屁!”佛印讽刺的两个字一传到苏东坡, 苏东坡就很不爽地渡过长江和沙漠去找住在杭州的佛印.
苏东坡气呼呼地闯进佛印的家并且直接步不耐烦地问佛印, “你为什么要骂我“放屁” ?!” 佛印只简单地回答, “你不是说你“八风吹不动” 吗?儿子, 你现在是在杭州ㄟ!” 苏东坡看来看去后来只能认输. 他下一次不会再敢乱说话了. 连像苏东坡那么有学问的人都还有很多要学习的. “三人行必有我师.” | ENGLISHSu Dongpo is one of the Sung Dynasty's famous poets. One day, Su Dongpo shamelessly bragged that he himself was so wise and intelligent that even the greatest winds would not be able to sway him. No women can entice him; no criticism can anger him; no catastrophe can disturb his calm. These words spread across the entire Suzhou, and then reached Fouying's ears. Upon hearing these unabashed boasts, Fouying only replied, "Bullsh*t!" Fouying's insulting words quickly passed back to Su Dongpo, who immediately crossed the Yangtze River to question Fouying.
Su Dongpo angrily stormed into Fouying's room and asked him, "Why did you condemn my words as "bullshit" ?!" Fouying only replied, "I thought you said even the greatest winds could not sway you. But look where you are now! You have crossed thousands of miles to find me just because of your quick-temper." Su Dongpo had no choice but to admit defeat. He would not speak without thought next time. |